getoutoftherecat:

this is why you’re not allowed in the car.

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

trulyhopelessromantic:

greatbrittan93:

Stunning

 

if you don’t like these you can just go away from me for a few mins lol

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

thecapn:

the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn

highpriestess-and-futureking:

In a land of myth, and a time of magic…

merlin character tropeslady morgana pendragon

«Don’t think I don’t understand loyalty just because I have no one left to be loyal to».

frufrou:

an extremely emotional tale told entirely in screeches and grunts